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The title of the video should be called: BLATANT PANDERING!

Geebus this is one of those hot girl, fake, hollywood focused, attention seeking, pure lies, pandering to her audience even though she does not care about anything they care about bullshht antics that annoys the crap out of me.

Who is she fooling? She loves and knows about videos games about as much as Olivia Munn “did”. Brooke is on that Stacy Keibler one tracked yellow bricked road to Hollywood. Just like Munn and her fake “geek” status.

This video is all sorts of horrendous. The first is the music. WTF was all that? Nigga this, nigga that? Uh no, that is a music choice fail for a video that is supposed to make people like you. You can’t play this for someone without telling them to turn the music low. Even worse … she didn’t credit the artist … anywhere. Not even on the profile page.

The fake hipster spex and big boobs are already part of her character and well let’s face it, she’s a wrestler, so “reality” is pretty confusing for her. Actually, she’s an actress trying to portray a wrestler. So that is even more reality confusion for her messed up reality.

I’m not hating on Brooke, no I don’t think she has enough in-ring or mic (aka important wrestling) skills to be granted a championship or head of a division. I like her look, like most people. I’d rather her “Texas it up” as to show more of her character’s personality, but that has nothing to do with this vid that is supposedly an extension of her … what? Her character?

Boobs McGee is supposed to be a dork? Since when? The fakeness in the video that tips it over the edge to the point, that I don’t just grumble after watching the video, but encourages me to write a Tumblr rant; is that she goes to an Arcade and lists OLD … I mean OLD generic games as her faves. Super Mario? Sonic? Pac-Man???? That is the equivalent of someone posing as a wrestling fan and naming Hulk Hogan and Macho Man as their current faves, because hell it’s the only 2 wrestling names they remember.

Also if this video was really meant to be “fun” and showcasing how much “fun” she has (JUST LIKE YOU! FAT WRESTLING VIDEO GAME NERD!! I’M LIKE YOU!!!) she might want to go to the arcade with a group of friends, and enjoy the games that way, instead of a blatant one-shot camera that only shows clips of her playing (.ie acting like she is playing) random games in her line of sight until she actually needs someone else to play, and then she chooses the camera man!

The portrayal and affinity for video games are almost as fake as those local morning show “reporters” going to the county fair or monster truck jam and interacting with the workers. 

Honestly, she makes Torrie Wilson look like an Oscar winning actress.

Who in TNA mandated her to make a rip off of a WWE Channel show on her channel, not TNA’s?

Just when TNA was getting awesome … literally JUST after the best TNA ppv since last years Destination X-Viacom/DirectTV have a disagreement that ends up with SpikeTV being dropped as well as BET, MTV, Comedy Central and a ton more.

I live in the land of Hockey Pucks and Beaver Tails and have no cable so it only affects me indirectly (I stream), but then again I never get the US streams, the UK seems to be the only people who like to stream US based sports and sports entertainment.

But still, listen to the Hulkster, brother or he’s gonna … something something leg drop of doom, 3 count…something.

Wrestling Mixtape Volume 1: Icons in the making vs Icons!

HBK vs Hogan Feud 2005

Edge vs Flair Feud 2006

Samoa Joe vs Kurt Angle Feud 2006 (TNA Debut)

Mickie James + Trish Stratus + Mistletoe = HO HO HO!

Aahaha. Excuse my cheeseballness but it was apropro. This is how I celebrate the kick off to the WWE Holiday Season.